Why I See My Car As More Than Just A Vehicle

Reason #1

i could always say yes to more money. like, who doesnt?
so i got this car of mine, and i turned it into a rental, and boy, isn't that tiny thing a major cash cow!

so just the other day, when i was almost out of cash, a friend asked if he could "borrow" my car for like 8 hours to go on a date with his girl somewhere out of town (and by "borrow" i mean "rent", and of course, say yes to cash! ka-ching!! $$$)

But it turned out when he came back, he got a ticket at the uni main entrance by the security people for failure of displaying the university vehicle sticker. He was charged 4o bucks for that and i, dear friends, was indeed devastated. My baby, which had been ticket-free since 2009, is now charged for violating the campus rule for a friggin 40 bucks! If i wanted that, i would have driven around campus like a mad ass trying to get to class on time without having to bother to even put the blinker on while turning down a road. Ughh. And i was cursing the guards for their intolerance. I mean, it's not like its too big a deal and its totally negotiable right? Why dont you people just spare your authoritativeness for some other road bullies and laugh it off, start being green and save a lot of papers from all those ticket-writing instead?

Somebody who's nosy : "So, like, you cursed the guards? *gasp* "

Me : "Nah, i'm too nice..."

But somehow, through various procedures, we talked our way out of it. Whewww~
But that didnt stop me with the business! Risky, but i dont know, who cares?

Somebody who cares : "Seriously, you could get into trouble, you know?"

Me who couldn't care less : "Chillax, the semester's over. I've already applied for the next.
It'll be legal."

This is probably where you should hit me with a dictionary because seriously people, i COULD have gotten into serious trouble then. So, fingers crossed that my application will be approved.

Reason #2

I am not capable of getting about without a car. My car are my legs now. I've gotten used to it. And walking to class from the residential hall is so a thing of the past. Totally out of the question.

"But you did that all the time back then when waiting for the bus just makes you late for class and you claimed that walking's much speedier!"
"Yeah, that was then. People get spoiled and pampered as they grow up. It's a fact."

Well, don't you agree?

Reason #3

It's the perfect hideout when i wanna be alone, or when i wanna just listen to soggy mellow songs, or when i wanna camp out and sleep somewhere different for a change. (Well, i've never really slept in my car before, but i had lie down in the back seat sometimes or take a nap.)

Reason #4

And also, i see my car as my best buddy/partner and best of all, we can have BUBBLE BATHS together, IN PUBLIC!! Haha!! Top that!!!!